Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 466680148608024596


2018-07-11 18:15:05 UTC  

If you fat that much, we cant help you dude

2018-07-11 18:15:10 UTC  

chink mycoplasma infection to sterilize subhumans when

2018-07-11 18:24:22 UTC  

r9k robots will easily survive the next apocalypse

2018-07-11 18:31:11 UTC  

Britbongs might not go home

2018-07-11 18:40:40 UTC  

just knowing that there are still people that use the outdated american dollar makes me sad

2018-07-11 18:50:43 UTC  

anyways since the topic went to buttsex earlier

2018-07-11 18:50:49 UTC  

there is nothing better than eating a cute boy's pussy

2018-07-11 18:50:59 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2018-07-11 18:52:43 UTC  

Can a Mod please change Sum's name to "Dirty-Ass Bum"?

2018-07-11 18:53:43 UTC  

Only if they change yours to Man-boobs McFat

2018-07-11 18:54:12 UTC  

Also

2018-07-11 18:54:14 UTC  

Did you just assume my bum

2018-07-11 18:55:47 UTC  

Your incredulity at the mechanics of cleaning your anus implies that you do not have a clean anus.

2018-07-11 18:56:21 UTC  

My anus is clean enough for a person who will not allow anyone to insert stuff into his own anus

2018-07-11 18:56:46 UTC  

Typical hygiene for a pole 🤢

2018-07-11 18:57:15 UTC  

Typical American, after years of getting fucked over by corporations can't understand the idea of someone who is not into anal

2018-07-11 18:58:08 UTC  

Not being into anal and NOT cleaning your ass because you're afraid of your own asshole are two different things, m8

2018-07-11 18:58:50 UTC  

Both revolve around same hole

2018-07-11 18:59:34 UTC  

Are you guys still talkin bout cleaning asshole?

2018-07-11 19:00:17 UTC  

Sums lack thereof

2018-07-11 19:00:49 UTC  

More like sums idea that anal without a visit to a doctor is a bad idea

2018-07-11 19:00:51 UTC  

JUST USE FUCKING WATER AND TOILET PAPER SUM

2018-07-11 19:01:12 UTC  

Because no way in hell can you clean insides of your anus

2018-07-11 19:01:22 UTC  

Unless you have a tiny pecker like Matt does

2018-07-11 19:01:28 UTC  

So just water and toilet might be enough

2018-07-11 19:01:37 UTC  

Why you wanna clean inside of your anus

2018-07-11 19:01:43 UTC  

Because anal?

2018-07-11 19:02:12 UTC  

protip: all you do is take a big shit in a toilet
then use a small enema in a shower

2018-07-11 19:02:24 UTC  

and you're clean for hours

2018-07-11 19:02:29 UTC  

Buy a creampie dildo and insert water in it @sum

2018-07-11 19:02:34 UTC  

Problem solved

2018-07-11 19:02:55 UTC  

🤢

2018-07-11 19:03:03 UTC  

?

2018-07-11 19:03:12 UTC  

>not using the cumlube

2018-07-11 19:03:12 UTC  

why are you so afraid of your own ass?

2018-07-11 19:03:20 UTC  

Not afraid

2018-07-11 19:03:32 UTC  

I just don't like the concept of things entering a whole whose whole idea is shitting things out

2018-07-11 19:03:38 UTC  

he's not afraid, however he knows jesus is judging him

2018-07-11 19:03:52 UTC  

"ew is that him he ugly"

2018-07-11 19:03:56 UTC  

And god is watching him while he do anal