Clean your room

You don't have to fucking moan with pleasure while you do it

He wants to clean INSIDE his ass @Matthew

Thats the problem

I was always talking about the inside

take a fibre supplement

and your poops will be ez and clean

^^^

But not too much fiber or you'll be in agony

Yeah just hook a hose inside your ass and open the tap

???

Profit

make sure it's ice cold and that there's bugs inside the hose

Yes

Thats the fun part of it

So thats optional

Centipedes? In MY boipussy?

It's more likely than you think

if you're as big as you say you are tho matthew how do you know if it's your boypussy and not just one of your flaps

Or an ice dildo which melts in your ass and boom! Automatically cleaned cold ass

Because you guys think 285 is literally "has to be airlifted out of his home because he won't fit through the doors" big

>285
aahahhaahhahhahahahaha

oh nononononononononon

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Superior digestive tract + hyper-efficient Metabolism = 285 lb Übermensch

i'm sure you digest a lot

German?

I poop once every day

Only once

isnt that what everyone does?

sighh, 170lbs twink

More like Überbeleibtmensch

You're supposed to have 3-4 BMs a day, I think

is 170 a twink?

Discord should have some support for automatic unit convertion

Too lazy to google 170 imaginary weight to normal weight unit which normal humans use and not dumb retards which the proper unit is kilograms

yes

170 is not a twink

170 is normal adult male weight

oh wait

I thought you meant height