Real men are dirty from lumberjacking and smelly from picking up logs

That's why I shower at car washes only

I duct tape the trigger and let her rip

Save water

😲

Wash yourself when you are at car wash

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>tfw everyone is watchong fifa so the internet is dead now

Never forget the polishing program, of course

Fuckong knew it

Euros were the shitposters all And

@sum genuinely good idea

but

The aussies dindu nuffin

my local car wash has wax that smells of blueberries

that's gay

There's a tap water program

Real men need nothing else

That's actually kinda hot <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

real men clean themselves with pure pressure

I always call the wax at the car wash "Unicorn Cum"

Fuck I didn't run my car through those automatic car washes yet

don't

brushes hurt your paint

Only been using the good ol' put money in

Don't

Wash yourself

Real men don't need to clean their skin at all, as they remove it in ritual flagellation for their sins before bed

use pressure washer pistols only

https://strims.gg/angelthump/arealhumanbean

its time boys

Those gather up dirt from retarded 4x4 drivers and you'll fuck up your clearcoat

OR, find a wash without brushes, we have one here

Yeah I only use the pistols

tfw cant do akimbo

actually I really like laserwash

😦

they have pressure washers that will wash your underside when you drive in

good after winter

>not just throwing a bar of soap at your car

Do you even many?