@Cole Remove all the oils from your body or you ain't a MAN

Huoh

Wool Smooth is on Fifer

@Sapharanth only manly oil is motor oil

@Cole face wash? You're a fagit then

I use Irish Spring and Store-brand dandruff shampoo

MANLY

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>not using old spice

It's like you don't want to be MANLY

MANLY BLACK CHAD*

Matt smells like my grandma

Real men suck dick and wear dresses, because we're not afraid of appearing deminine

kinky

Real men use running water on their heads, face cleans itself

You're all fags

No u

Real men are dirty from lumberjacking and smelly from picking up logs

That's why I shower at car washes only

I duct tape the trigger and let her rip

Save water

😲

Wash yourself when you are at car wash

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>tfw everyone is watchong fifa so the internet is dead now

Never forget the polishing program, of course

Fuckong knew it

Euros were the shitposters all And

@sum genuinely good idea

but

The aussies dindu nuffin

my local car wash has wax that smells of blueberries

that's gay

There's a tap water program

Real men need nothing else

That's actually kinda hot <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

real men clean themselves with pure pressure

I always call the wax at the car wash "Unicorn Cum"

Fuck I didn't run my car through those automatic car washes yet

don't

brushes hurt your paint