That's actually kinda hot <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

real men clean themselves with pure pressure

I always call the wax at the car wash "Unicorn Cum"

Fuck I didn't run my car through those automatic car washes yet

don't

brushes hurt your paint

Only been using the good ol' put money in

Don't

Wash yourself

Real men don't need to clean their skin at all, as they remove it in ritual flagellation for their sins before bed

use pressure washer pistols only

https://strims.gg/angelthump/arealhumanbean

its time boys

Those gather up dirt from retarded 4x4 drivers and you'll fuck up your clearcoat

OR, find a wash without brushes, we have one here

Yeah I only use the pistols

tfw cant do akimbo

actually I really like laserwash

😦

they have pressure washers that will wash your underside when you drive in

good after winter

>not just throwing a bar of soap at your car

Do you even many?

🤔

Too bad pressure washes are good for surface dust only

Try to wipe a finger on your car after a wash

You'll still leave a clean streak

Can't beat a sponge and S O A p

>not washing your car using manboobs

smhtbh

@Sapharanth >having a weak eletric pressure washer

<:shiggy:232792354610872320>

I've tried many

None get the truly stuck-on dirt

@Sapharanth you need to use all the programs, dumbass

I do

Gas or its a glorified gardenhose

I even use the pre-wash and wait a few minutes so the dirt unclogs

Who do you take me for, a casul?

stop racing offroad then <:benis:239668961011040257>

No offroad, just no garage