Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 468066544946118677
>Gets you clean, not laid
kek
Shower gels are feminine?
Shit
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tfw I'm a faggot
Same
MAXIMUM GRIPABILITY
DON'T DROP THE SOAP, B R U H
I use face wash products too, does that make me ultimately gay?
I think real men only use a bar of soap on everything
body, face, hair, dishwasher, floor, car
>steel cut grips
What do they think they cut other soaps with, macaroni noodles?
@Cole Remove all the oils from your body or you ain't a MAN
Huoh
Wool Smooth is on Fifer
@Sapharanth only manly oil is motor oil
MANLY
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>not using old spice
It's like you don't want to be MANLY
MANLY BLACK CHAD*
Matt smells like my grandma
Real men suck dick and wear dresses, because we're not afraid of appearing deminine
kinky
Real men use running water on their heads, face cleans itself
You're all fags
No u
Real men are dirty from lumberjacking and smelly from picking up logs
That's why I shower at car washes only
I duct tape the trigger and let her rip
Save water
😲
Wash yourself when you are at car wash
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>tfw everyone is watchong fifa so the internet is dead now
Never forget the polishing program, of course