Wag the dog

"the US government is planning genocide against us"

"wait what how?"

"by promoting diversity"

Say Israel instead

No lie detected. Here's your passport. Come home.

~~In reality they'd ban you from Poland for being raciss.~~

well no

they can't ban me

That's right, citizen.

imagine if both countries tried to extradite me at a time lmao

We’re all citizens of the world anyways

EU elections are in May

I need to figure out a way to get to Vancouver before then

Maybe I should make up a compelling reason why my state IE chapter should have a meetup in Vancouver, Canada

Massachusetts Attorney General going after the Sackler's.

Vancouver isn't that far from Seattle, and I usually go to the Seattle area when there's a long break. I could probably make up a bullshit reason to convince my friends to go on a trip to Canada for Spring Break.

> IE server literally discussing how to interfere in EU elections

Nah, all is legal.

lol ya I know

Muh democracy

Seattle to Los Angeles is a 19 hour drive

How to tell I'm waiting at an appointment: I'm in national general.

I *might* be able to convince someone to do that with me

it would be fun

I'm about 5 hours north of LA, but have zero interest in Seattle. I'm only traveling to places where IE is hosting, family live, or I'm considering moving to.

seattle is a horrible place

true

Seattle is 🤢

and Seattle people constantly talk about how trashy Spokane is, even though every problem that they accuse Spokane of having is 10 times worse in Seattle

I was supposed to fly into Spokane this summer.

Is it that bad?

It's really peculiar. They'll talk about how Spokane has druggies on the streets, when Seattle literally has the same problem, except in Spokane it's a few small areas while in Seattle it's half the city.

Is Spokane that bad? lol no not at all

always rains in seattle

Spokane is a normal medium city

spokane is way too big

It's pretty big compared to the cities I live by.

I mean, sure, it's big for me, too

I live in a city with a permanent population of 11,000

I'm flying there to visit northern Idaho and Montana.