Message from @pie the innocent

Discord ID: 477488703074467850


2018-08-10 14:44:23 UTC  

did you buy it from china

2018-08-10 14:45:11 UTC  

No, since we're federal government, we're actually legally obligated to buy all our office supplies from a company called Skilcraft, which employees blind people to do their manufacturing and assembly

2018-08-10 14:45:29 UTC  

wew

2018-08-10 14:45:37 UTC  

sounds like communism to me

2018-08-10 14:45:56 UTC  

helping weaker people find employment is something socialists would do

2018-08-10 14:45:59 UTC  

I'm sure it's just 99% automated, and then blind people are just doing final packaging

2018-08-10 14:46:28 UTC  

Putting 20 pens in a box is easy, even for a blind person

2018-08-10 14:46:39 UTC  

so the blind are outbidding their non blind competitors?

2018-08-10 14:46:52 UTC  

It's not about bidding

2018-08-10 14:47:02 UTC  

It's a legal obligation

2018-08-10 14:47:22 UTC  

We literally cannot buy office supplies from anyone but skilcraft

2018-08-10 14:47:33 UTC  

any mingling with the free market is socialism

2018-08-10 14:47:43 UTC  

if you disagree you re a commie

2018-08-10 14:47:49 UTC  

Just like we can't order food from someone who isn't USFood

2018-08-10 14:48:17 UTC  

seems like the vets brought more back from 'nam than just opiod addiction and hapa kids

2018-08-10 14:48:18 UTC  

US Food

2018-08-10 14:48:20 UTC  

2deep4me

2018-08-10 14:48:38 UTC  

mate the us gubberment has had a hand in market for a very long time

2018-08-10 14:48:48 UTC  

muh free market

2018-08-10 14:49:05 UTC  

We once bought a new panini press, real swanky and comfy to use, and then upper management visited, saw it and had a heart attack and made us get rid of it because if a USFood rep saw it we'd get sued

2018-08-10 14:49:38 UTC  

thats so fucked

2018-08-10 14:50:28 UTC  

KEK wtf

2018-08-10 15:26:45 UTC  

Matt did you pocket the panini press

2018-08-10 15:27:14 UTC  

Also. I'm at the cinema. Do I wanna see two movies or one

2018-08-10 15:27:16 UTC  

<:radthonk:318079469376110597>

2018-08-10 15:27:19 UTC  

Yeah, the while thing fit nicely into the back pocket of my 90 inch waistband pants

2018-08-10 15:27:40 UTC  

<:hahayes:330459104495665153>

2018-08-10 15:27:41 UTC  

You want to see 0 and just kys instead, because only fucking losers go to the movies alone

2018-08-10 15:27:47 UTC  

<:MidoCoffee:356567588756783104>

2018-08-10 15:28:06 UTC  

I would have invited my friend but she as being a complaint happy bum

2018-08-10 15:28:23 UTC  

Didn't need that negative chi in my vibes today

2018-08-10 15:28:38 UTC  

Dude have you ever focused your chakras....

2018-08-10 15:28:41 UTC  

On weed?

2018-08-10 15:29:02 UTC  

<a:rilaSweat:393767978925031425>

2018-08-10 15:29:52 UTC  

<a:thisdoesntaddup:393583186099306506>

2018-08-10 15:40:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/477501574327959572/tqfz6noi1cr01.jpg

2018-08-10 15:40:54 UTC  

Premium Boomer

2018-08-10 15:50:27 UTC  

@Millwood fuck the dancing game

2018-08-10 15:55:03 UTC  

@porco bring back the fucking cuck emoji you dickbag piece of shit. Get rid of <:autism:327926282639769610> <:bleach:264926641359290368> <:anime:338369166929035265> <:honkhonk:381867737443467268> <:chaika:232792149874311168> <:cake_cut:230984773596741632>

2018-08-10 15:55:20 UTC  

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