Huuuuuuh

@JHWH tfw literally becoming 19yo sadboi meme

Tfw girlfriend has sprained ankle so she's not in the mood to give succ

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Just fuck her, she won't run away

Why G*d why

i wonder what bj from fatty gf is like

does your dick smell like cheese pizza and fries afterwards

I don't to fuck, that takes effort on my part

That's why you're fat

Yeah that's why

Huuuuuuuuuuuh just want comfy suck

@AstroJannah give succ

You're too old for him

>he wants his dick to smell of kebab

that takeaway wasnt enough huh

Shit you're right

Kebab only sucks 9 year olds

I'm 27, so I'm 3X too old

@transience give succ

My pingus actually works, so worship it accordingly, huuuuuh

no

Huhh

Bring back Shrimp, he'd give succ AND tsundere bantz

i bet you have a chode

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

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Tfw huge hands make normal sized Dick look small

HUUUUUUUUUUH

Huhhh

where's handlet homo when you need one, huuuuuh

Huohhhh

Huuuuuh

My fucking car door window button went inside the door

Fuck me

At least it's the back door

I'll fuck you in your back door

Fuck the button so it pops back in place

Nothing I fuck pops back into place ever again

Huuuuuuh I am cursed

Sighh