Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 478635589999263746


2018-08-13 18:42:05 UTC  

I don't to fuck, that takes effort on my part

2018-08-13 18:42:15 UTC  

That's why you're fat

2018-08-13 18:42:22 UTC  

Yeah that's why

2018-08-13 18:42:47 UTC  

Huuuuuuuuuuuh just want comfy suck

2018-08-13 18:43:21 UTC  

@AstroJannah give succ

2018-08-13 18:43:51 UTC  

You're too old for him

2018-08-13 18:43:53 UTC  

>he wants his dick to smell of kebab

2018-08-13 18:44:01 UTC  

that takeaway wasnt enough huh

2018-08-13 18:44:01 UTC  

Shit you're right

2018-08-13 18:44:09 UTC  

Kebab only sucks 9 year olds

2018-08-13 18:44:11 UTC  

I'm 27, so I'm 3X too old

2018-08-13 18:44:49 UTC  

@transience give succ

2018-08-13 18:45:14 UTC  

My pingus actually works, so worship it accordingly, huuuuuh

2018-08-13 18:45:49 UTC  

no

2018-08-13 18:45:53 UTC  

Huhh

2018-08-13 18:46:12 UTC  

Bring back Shrimp, he'd give succ AND tsundere bantz

2018-08-13 18:46:16 UTC  

i bet you have a chode

2018-08-13 18:46:17 UTC  

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

2018-08-13 18:46:20 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-08-13 18:46:53 UTC  

Tfw huge hands make normal sized Dick look small

2018-08-13 18:46:57 UTC  

HUUUUUUUUUUH

2018-08-13 18:47:07 UTC  

Huhhh

2018-08-13 18:47:17 UTC  

where's handlet homo when you need one, huuuuuh

2018-08-13 18:48:20 UTC  

Huohhhh

2018-08-13 18:48:25 UTC  

Huuuuuh

2018-08-13 18:48:37 UTC  

My fucking car door window button went inside the door

2018-08-13 18:48:40 UTC  

Fuck me

2018-08-13 18:48:51 UTC  

At least it's the back door

2018-08-13 18:49:02 UTC  

I'll fuck you in your back door

2018-08-13 18:49:15 UTC  

Fuck the button so it pops back in place

2018-08-13 18:49:55 UTC  

Nothing I fuck pops back into place ever again

2018-08-13 18:50:01 UTC  

Huuuuuuh I am cursed

2018-08-13 18:50:19 UTC  

Sighh

2018-08-13 18:50:26 UTC  

Huuuh

2018-08-13 18:50:44 UTC  

How long until a mod bans sighposting

2018-08-13 18:50:58 UTC  

Huuuuuh censorship from M*ds, huuuuuh

2018-08-13 19:00:11 UTC  

pretty impressive seeing a girl with huge tits climbing so well

2018-08-13 19:00:15 UTC  

she was wearing 2 sports bras

2018-08-13 19:03:27 UTC  

Thank fuck for weird task launchers that let me access different system settings stuff.

2018-08-13 19:04:16 UTC  

Specifically, I was able to access android default apps settings instead of the Mi stuff, and they let me disable / uninstall a bunch of stuff I was otherwise not allowed to touch.

2018-08-13 19:06:24 UTC  

Okay boys and girls