He's Italian

i mean, that thing has been pumped and dumped

He already caught them all

like 10000 times

just don't contract nigger aids

they're the worst

Tfw no good black traps

When in doubt remember this: "To make your life a joy, sometimes girl, sometimes boy"

Huuuuuuuuuh

lol

huohhh

Huuuuuuh

@sum here is a simple chart

this took effort

id never bareback a trap let alone swallow their syrup

Okay john how does futanari come into this chart

By scribbling onto a phone yes it did, I huess

imagine it's been pumped by 500 sweaty incels before you

Also how does this chart even work

They're not incel if they fucked, idiot

Is it male -> yes -> gay

@johnfrum so mine was not gay?

@sum statisical anomaly that I suppose would be depndant on the nature of the hermaphroditism.

if youre going to stick to the strict definition then yes but id still see them as incels

now in eli5 terms

if you have to buy hookers and the like, youre not exactly a slayer

@porco when you saw the dick you would have bailed if you were straight

>implying paying for sex isn't patrician

Poor John

that's not so easy

*sad!*

when you're already full horny, you don't just say no

i didnt do it on thailand out of principle

Daily reminder that John is still virginal

tfw too traditional

and a prude!

virganal

Virginian

i just busted it out in the bathroom

tbh

lewd