Yeah but he doesn't eat with his ass

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@porco how long ago was it

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@transience roughly 9 years

damn

wud she still be down to fuk

Imagine, every meal you took now had some part of his sperm in it

it was the world's first gamescom

that's where I met her

him

@transience I wouldn't. Don't stick your dick in crazy

Poor John, so repressed

werent u worried about stds though

He's Italian

i mean, that thing has been pumped and dumped

He already caught them all

like 10000 times

just don't contract nigger aids

they're the worst

Tfw no good black traps

When in doubt remember this: "To make your life a joy, sometimes girl, sometimes boy"

Huuuuuuuuuh

lol

huohhh

Huuuuuuh

@sum here is a simple chart

this took effort

id never bareback a trap let alone swallow their syrup

Okay john how does futanari come into this chart

By scribbling onto a phone yes it did, I huess

imagine it's been pumped by 500 sweaty incels before you

Also how does this chart even work

They're not incel if they fucked, idiot

Is it male -> yes -> gay

@johnfrum so mine was not gay?

@sum statisical anomaly that I suppose would be depndant on the nature of the hermaphroditism.

if youre going to stick to the strict definition then yes but id still see them as incels

now in eli5 terms

if you have to buy hookers and the like, youre not exactly a slayer