Message from @Matthew

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2018-08-18 19:14:32 UTC  

But inbetween, I'm IN THERE. I ain't afraid of nothing

2018-08-18 19:14:38 UTC  

because my gf does the same

2018-08-18 19:15:07 UTC  

huuuuuh, there's an entire subset of people having entirely unfulfilling and boring sex because they're afraid of germs, huuuuuuuh

2018-08-18 19:15:13 UTC  

>girl wants to have sex
>"First wash in this"
>give her the D
>Disinfectant

2018-08-18 19:15:20 UTC  

matt is right

2018-08-18 19:15:40 UTC  

I'd be more keen on going down after bath

2018-08-18 19:15:42 UTC  

if u are afraid of gems might as well stop breathing

2018-08-18 19:15:48 UTC  

germans

2018-08-18 19:15:56 UTC  

protip, women are grossed out by your sweaty, stinky dick and balls

2018-08-18 19:15:58 UTC  

I thought we excluded that and only made it like there was no wash first option

2018-08-18 19:16:05 UTC  

Everyone should just shower before sex

2018-08-18 19:16:06 UTC  

done

2018-08-18 19:16:13 UTC  

yes

2018-08-18 19:16:32 UTC  

but sweat is tasty

2018-08-18 19:16:52 UTC  

There's a difference between incorporating a shower into foreplay and going "UGH DISGUSTING WASH YOURSELF BEFORE YOU STICK THAT DISGUSTING TWAT IN MY FACE, UGH"

2018-08-18 19:17:12 UTC  

Since same rule applies to anything,
I wouldn't shake hands with someone who just finished peeing, but I'd easily shake hands with someone WHO WASHED HIS HANDS after peeing

2018-08-18 19:17:29 UTC  

@Lefteris Fresh sweat is 😩 👌

2018-08-18 19:18:08 UTC  

I mean, I wouldn't go out of my way to lick it up, but I'd be cool with it being there

2018-08-18 19:18:29 UTC  

If a girl is sweating because of the dicking you're laying down, you're doing something right

2018-08-18 19:18:35 UTC  

tru

2018-08-18 19:18:38 UTC  

or catastrophically wrong

2018-08-18 19:18:42 UTC  

lole

2018-08-18 19:19:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/480455792680763402/39468045_914679978731468_7741638698038460416_n.png

2018-08-18 19:20:37 UTC  
2018-08-18 19:23:53 UTC  

that sounds like newgrounds flash song

2018-08-18 19:24:25 UTC  
2018-08-18 19:30:08 UTC  

Egoraptor did songs?

2018-08-18 19:30:17 UTC  

Uh, he has like 3 albums

2018-08-18 19:30:26 UTC  

With Ninja Sex Party

2018-08-18 19:30:39 UTC  

Oh, I only knew something about Star Bomb with him

2018-08-18 19:30:43 UTC  

Ego even says the Nigger word in this song

2018-08-18 19:33:35 UTC  

have any of u drank your own piss

2018-08-18 19:33:43 UTC  

my own no

2018-08-18 19:33:48 UTC  

no'

2018-08-18 19:34:01 UTC  

porc <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-08-18 19:34:06 UTC  

>my own no

2018-08-18 19:34:12 UTC  

Jesus christ.