Do you realize the amount of shit, piss, and semen residue on everything you touch on a daily basis?

Germaphobes are fucking retarded

Piss is stored in the balls

Ooh shit

Unless I'd be horny enough to not think about that

Then nope

You're going to leave a woman very underwhelmed someday

If I can find one that is

Protip: Women generally don't like it when you act like their parts are infected with the plague

When I can avoid interacting with dirty stuff then I will take the chance to avoid it

^

I shower before and after sex

But inbetween, I'm IN THERE. I ain't afraid of nothing

because my gf does the same

huuuuuh, there's an entire subset of people having entirely unfulfilling and boring sex because they're afraid of germs, huuuuuuuh

>girl wants to have sex
>"First wash in this"
>give her the D
>Disinfectant

matt is right

I'd be more keen on going down after bath

if u are afraid of gems might as well stop breathing

germans

protip, women are grossed out by your sweaty, stinky dick and balls

I thought we excluded that and only made it like there was no wash first option

Everyone should just shower before sex

done

yes

but sweat is tasty

There's a difference between incorporating a shower into foreplay and going "UGH DISGUSTING WASH YOURSELF BEFORE YOU STICK THAT DISGUSTING TWAT IN MY FACE, UGH"

Since same rule applies to anything,
I wouldn't shake hands with someone who just finished peeing, but I'd easily shake hands with someone WHO WASHED HIS HANDS after peeing

@Lefteris Fresh sweat is 😩 👌

I mean, I wouldn't go out of my way to lick it up, but I'd be cool with it being there

If a girl is sweating because of the dicking you're laying down, you're doing something right

tru

or catastrophically wrong

lole

https://youtu.be/fA73fBSv-NU

that sounds like newgrounds flash song

@sum https://youtu.be/LKYDGZJvxBI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrxU-2YG2Pw

http://www.stamper.tv/depot/DUMBSONG.mp3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T37eZ55Hcmc