One time I got into an uber and it was literally 3-4 minutes before it actually started moving because the guy kept offering me bottled water, chips, to set the AC how I liked it, the radio station (or aux cable!!!)

Ew

And then didn't shut up for the entire drive, trying to act like he's a tour guide

In Taiwan, I always pretended not to be able to speak Chinese to the uber drivers

So they shut up

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At some point my gf pretended to be Japanese, too

I like being able to pretend not to speak English

It's really the best if they don't even attempt talking to you

Annoying American tourists like @Matthew come here and stink up the place

i once pretended to be french. so he started talking to me in french <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

Was his French better than yours

My French is awful😂

he was fluent enough that i couldn't keep up

It's my favorite when they only say "hello" and confirm the destination

Other than that, please stfu and drive

I like taking trams

Light rail is cool

I fucking hate trams

I prefer taking the bus

When there is bus and tram available for the same destination, I'd rather take the bus

Riding your bike next to tram lines is scary because your tire can fall in the lines

lol trams

trams suck

especially the universal serial bus <:spurdo:448950673757962241>

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the tram in croydon/south london isnt bad

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but it runs on old unused train rail for most of it

only like 10% of it runs on the road

so different to most european cities

Don't skip my joke

faggot

Have you ever seen a lightning cable strike?

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Ba dum tssst

You know why lightnings only strike in France?

Because they take the path of least resistance <:spurdo:448950673757962241>

Huehuehue

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

Wait

did you have to pay extra