Message from @porco

Discord ID: 489847243319541762


2018-09-13 17:15:22 UTC  

Pay in app?

2018-09-13 17:15:25 UTC  

yeah

2018-09-13 17:15:28 UTC  

You pay uber by the app

2018-09-13 17:15:30 UTC  

How does Uber work

2018-09-13 17:15:34 UTC  

👌

2018-09-13 17:15:35 UTC  

you put where you want to go

2018-09-13 17:15:37 UTC  

your pickup point

2018-09-13 17:15:40 UTC  

press go

2018-09-13 17:15:44 UTC  

driver comes to you

2018-09-13 17:15:45 UTC  

you get in

2018-09-13 17:15:46 UTC  

he takes you ther

2018-09-13 17:15:48 UTC  

you get out

2018-09-13 17:15:48 UTC  

done

2018-09-13 17:15:51 UTC  

Do you have to tip

2018-09-13 17:15:53 UTC  

no

2018-09-13 17:15:58 UTC  

no

2018-09-13 17:16:01 UTC  

I never tipped

2018-09-13 17:17:00 UTC  

One time I got into an uber and it was literally 3-4 minutes before it actually started moving because the guy kept offering me bottled water, chips, to set the AC how I liked it, the radio station (or aux cable!!!)

2018-09-13 17:17:09 UTC  

Ew

2018-09-13 17:17:45 UTC  

And then didn't shut up for the entire drive, trying to act like he's a tour guide

2018-09-13 17:18:03 UTC  

In Taiwan, I always pretended not to be able to speak Chinese to the uber drivers

2018-09-13 17:18:07 UTC  

So they shut up

2018-09-13 17:18:07 UTC  

1 ⭐

2018-09-13 17:18:20 UTC  

At some point my gf pretended to be Japanese, too

2018-09-13 17:18:41 UTC  

I like being able to pretend not to speak English

2018-09-13 17:19:05 UTC  

It's really the best if they don't even attempt talking to you

2018-09-13 17:19:16 UTC  

Annoying American tourists like @Matthew come here and stink up the place

2018-09-13 17:19:19 UTC  

i once pretended to be french. so he started talking to me in french <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-09-13 17:19:57 UTC  

Was his French better than yours

2018-09-13 17:20:20 UTC  

My French is awful😂

2018-09-13 17:20:52 UTC  

he was fluent enough that i couldn't keep up

2018-09-13 17:21:06 UTC  

It's my favorite when they only say "hello" and confirm the destination

2018-09-13 17:21:16 UTC  

Other than that, please stfu and drive

2018-09-13 17:21:34 UTC  

I like taking trams

2018-09-13 17:21:40 UTC  

Light rail is cool

2018-09-13 17:21:42 UTC  

I fucking hate trams

2018-09-13 17:21:47 UTC  

I prefer taking the bus

2018-09-13 17:22:03 UTC  

When there is bus and tram available for the same destination, I'd rather take the bus

2018-09-13 17:22:16 UTC  

Riding your bike next to tram lines is scary because your tire can fall in the lines

2018-09-13 17:22:22 UTC  

lol trams

2018-09-13 17:22:24 UTC  

trams suck