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At some point my gf pretended to be Japanese, too
I like being able to pretend not to speak English
It's really the best if they don't even attempt talking to you
Annoying American tourists like @Matthew come here and stink up the place
i once pretended to be french. so he started talking to me in french <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>
Was his French better than yours
My French is awful😂
he was fluent enough that i couldn't keep up
It's my favorite when they only say "hello" and confirm the destination
Other than that, please stfu and drive
I like taking trams
Light rail is cool
I fucking hate trams
I prefer taking the bus
When there is bus and tram available for the same destination, I'd rather take the bus
Riding your bike next to tram lines is scary because your tire can fall in the lines
lol trams
trams suck
especially the universal serial bus <:spurdo:448950673757962241>
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the tram in croydon/south london isnt bad
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but it runs on old unused train rail for most of it
only like 10% of it runs on the road
so different to most european cities
Don't skip my joke
faggot
Have you ever seen a lightning cable strike?
Ba dum tssst
You know why lightnings only strike in France? Because they take the path of least resistance <:spurdo:448950673757962241>
Huehuehue
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
Wait
did you have to pay extra
Who is this porcorosso imposter
fuck was scrolled up
That's not the real one
Oh shit I see a hot air balloon
Fuck he found out
