The only thing sadder would be if it played Bing Bing Wahoo noises to reward you for brushing well

apex kek

tfw I always take a huge shit in the morning

so I brush my teeth while shitting on the seat

lads...

it automatically turns off after its done 😒

The app is for changing the settings

https://youtu.be/TzzrzGyKo6g

starting to believe you dont just pretend to have special needs, but check this out

https://www.getquip.com

Not just having stainless steel dentures surgically grafted to your jaw

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I'd definitely do implants if I could afford it

How much would that run you in the US?

Like 15k minimum for a "full" set lol

Very cool

😎

I say "full" because that'd be the price for an "on 3" pair where you have all the teeth but they're only anchored every 3 teeth

As pictured above ^^^

I wonder how much it hurts to have screws implanted into your jaw

The recovery is super shitty

The housekeeper at the place I work at had it done last month

ive gone back and forth with veneers. decided not to since they change the shape of your face slightly

He just now is being able to handle solid foods

mb you’ll look better

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i like my face how it is. theres such a thing as too white too. can be uncanny valleyish

@NiceBear true, it's odd seeing him with a full set of perfect teeth when he'd had like, 5 teeth total last month

The sound of your voice changes too

in the long term though , i wonder if it would help with my sensitive teeth. running in the winter is a painful struggle

Hmh. Looks like around 20k for a full set of replacements in this shithole.

@NiceBear do you bite popsicles or give them the succ

Down to something like 6-7k if you qualify for a government subsidy.

biting hurts. do frozen fruit smoothies count as popsicles

Are they on a stick

i think i had way too much acidic fruit as a kid. i loved apples and oranges and in the 90s people were retarded and thought fruit and bread was good for you

and yeah

for smaller ones i just stick toothpicks in icetrays

Then it's a popsicle and you're a pedantic fault for trying to argue that they aren't

leave some without for my dog