why that fag wearing eye shadow

feels so good

knowing that I did well brushing my teeth

hope to see some progress in the next couple of days

why are you using a botnet toothbrush

don't mind the chinks looking at my brushing habits

Philips or Oral B is just too expensive

not paying 200 for a toothbrush

>needing an app to know when 3 minutes have passed

What's it like being retarded

not the only thing it does

r-retard

you can make your own plan etc

You are a grown man and you need help from an app to brush your teeth

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That's sad

i can understand using like

an egg timer

but using an app is fucking dumb

The only thing sadder would be if it played Bing Bing Wahoo noises to reward you for brushing well

apex kek

tfw I always take a huge shit in the morning

so I brush my teeth while shitting on the seat

lads...

it automatically turns off after its done 😒

The app is for changing the settings

https://youtu.be/TzzrzGyKo6g

starting to believe you dont just pretend to have special needs, but check this out

https://www.getquip.com

Not just having stainless steel dentures surgically grafted to your jaw

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I'd definitely do implants if I could afford it

How much would that run you in the US?

Like 15k minimum for a "full" set lol

Very cool

😎

I say "full" because that'd be the price for an "on 3" pair where you have all the teeth but they're only anchored every 3 teeth

As pictured above ^^^

I wonder how much it hurts to have screws implanted into your jaw

The recovery is super shitty