Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 489950050991210506


2018-09-13 23:21:02 UTC  

r-retard

2018-09-13 23:21:17 UTC  

you can make your own plan etc

2018-09-13 23:23:46 UTC  

You are a grown man and you need help from an app to brush your teeth

2018-09-13 23:23:50 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-09-13 23:23:52 UTC  

That's sad

2018-09-13 23:23:59 UTC  

i can understand using like

2018-09-13 23:24:02 UTC  

an egg timer

2018-09-13 23:24:06 UTC  

but using an app is fucking dumb

2018-09-13 23:24:54 UTC  

The only thing sadder would be if it played Bing Bing Wahoo noises to reward you for brushing well

2018-09-13 23:25:41 UTC  

apex kek

2018-09-13 23:26:02 UTC  

tfw I always take a huge shit in the morning

2018-09-13 23:26:12 UTC  

so I brush my teeth while shitting on the seat

2018-09-13 23:26:26 UTC  

lads...

2018-09-13 23:26:52 UTC  

it automatically turns off after its done 😒

2018-09-13 23:27:07 UTC  

The app is for changing the settings

2018-09-13 23:57:36 UTC  

starting to believe you dont just pretend to have special needs, but check this out

2018-09-13 23:57:39 UTC  

Not just having stainless steel dentures surgically grafted to your jaw

<:GWsetmyxPeepoWeird:405337568155009024>

2018-09-14 00:06:34 UTC  

I'd definitely do implants if I could afford it

2018-09-14 00:07:27 UTC  

How much would that run you in the US?

2018-09-14 00:07:57 UTC  

Like 15k minimum for a "full" set lol

2018-09-14 00:08:57 UTC  

I say "full" because that'd be the price for an "on 3" pair where you have all the teeth but they're only anchored every 3 teeth

2018-09-14 00:09:18 UTC  

As pictured above ^^^

I wonder how much it hurts to have screws implanted into your jaw

2018-09-14 00:09:55 UTC  

The recovery is super shitty

2018-09-14 00:10:13 UTC  

The housekeeper at the place I work at had it done last month

2018-09-14 00:10:22 UTC  

ive gone back and forth with veneers. decided not to since they change the shape of your face slightly

2018-09-14 00:10:41 UTC  

He just now is being able to handle solid foods

mb you’ll look better

<:GWcmeisterPeepoLove:403295311189245952>

2018-09-14 00:11:05 UTC  

i like my face how it is. theres such a thing as too white too. can be uncanny valleyish

2018-09-14 00:11:52 UTC  

@NiceBear true, it's odd seeing him with a full set of perfect teeth when he'd had like, 5 teeth total last month

2018-09-14 00:12:07 UTC  

The sound of your voice changes too

2018-09-14 00:12:28 UTC  

in the long term though , i wonder if it would help with my sensitive teeth. running in the winter is a painful struggle

2018-09-14 00:12:56 UTC  

Hmh. Looks like around 20k for a full set of replacements in this shithole.

2018-09-14 00:13:02 UTC  

@NiceBear do you bite popsicles or give them the succ