tbh I should get myself one of those pillows but without an anime waifu

I love oversized pillows

John knows I intend to Fuck him into a coma.

@SenPyro use my stummy, friend <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

I will <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

How much for shipping?

2 plane tickets, because airlines are ableist and fat-bigoted

Wow that's so dumb

gonna pay for them asap

New flashlight today, too

tfw the only thing I currently am waiting for is a sd2vita card

I sometimes wonder if those flashlights are sturdy enough to be used as blunt weapons

They sure look like they are

Last item is Water flosser

Only thing I'm still waiting on is Chink security camera

So I can make some poor chink watch me gape my asshole all day

That'll teach him for trying to spy on me

>water flosser 🤢

Try flossing like an adult, sweetie.

@Matthew sp10a?

@Iren Masot hes not using it on his teeth, boyo

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/CCGK-Outdoors-Emergency-LED-Long-Flashlight-Rechargeable-Self-Defense-Glare-Flashlight-Extended-Baseball-Bat-Anti-Riot/32760690000.html

@Sapharanth SP32A

I feel like I should get one

Poor Nogunz

Just to feel bad about it

i see

@Iren Masot What is wrong with Water flossing

Wastes a lot of water

#FirstWorldProblems

<:shiggy:232792354610872320>

Water is renewable resource, dummy

Besides, I use piss

That works

Wouldn't clean nearly as well. Waste of your time and teeth.

@Iren Masot thank you for criticism. Roll it up neatly, place one leg up on bathtub and insert gently into ass

😂 your water flosser is more stimulating for anal adventures.

It cab do both

>fill ass
>clean teeth immediately afterwards

Sounds good, go for it champ 👍

Coward