@Matthew I imagine thats how that woman was killed by that coyote

>being killed by a trash dog

LOL

She was an indie singer

single coyote or pack of them

Single from what they gathered

back when I lived in Florida, I once punched a bobcat in the snoot when it ran up on me

did the coyote paint a tunnel on the side of a rock ?

It fucked off

It probably bit her in a bad place on her ankle, she fell and it started at her neck but still.

Mustvhave been rabid or hungy

that is why I don't leave the city

this shit doesn't happen inside a city

Man is wolf to other man

Or coyote

Or large bear

You don't have coyotes, but do you DO have Yard Ape

I bet there arent any werebear atories because no one fucked with bears so why wpuld you ever change back

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What an odd thing to say.

Caught presumably-tismo chick staring at me at uni again today. Starting to creep me out.

Kill her and make it look like a coyote did it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EYjLNHrXRY

Birds of a feather flock together

that's one ugly roastie

to be reviewing an iphone

John, you're starting to sound like a skinwalker.

You'd tell me if you were a skinwalker, right?

skinwalkers arent real

No, I'd shapeshift into one of your dogs and get preggo and then you will have to raise my retard spawn

why would anything skin things and wear them

impersonating them?

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that sounds like superstition

haha

surely there's no skinwalkers near you

that would be silly

You'd turn into a female dog and get fucked just to spite me?

do skinwalkers have powers like that?

Worked for Loki

Loki is a skinwalker and fucked a giant's horse to scam him out of a wall