Message from @Jignx
Discord ID: 494120949520662541
that is why I don't leave the city
this shit doesn't happen inside a city
Man is wolf to other man
Or coyote
Or large bear
You don't have coyotes, but do you DO have Yard Ape
I bet there arent any werebear atories because no one fucked with bears so why wpuld you ever change back
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What an odd thing to say.
Caught presumably-tismo chick staring at me at uni again today. Starting to creep me out.
Kill her and make it look like a coyote did it
Birds of a feather flock together
that's one ugly roastie
to be reviewing an iphone
John, you're starting to sound like a skinwalker.
You'd tell me if you were a skinwalker, right?
skinwalkers arent real
No, I'd shapeshift into one of your dogs and get preggo and then you will have to raise my retard spawn
why would anything skin things and wear them
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that sounds like superstition
haha
surely there's no skinwalkers near you
that would be silly
You'd turn into a female dog and get fucked just to spite me?
do skinwalkers have powers like that?
Worked for Loki
Loki is a skinwalker and fucked a giant's horse to scam him out of a wall
they aren't even properly testing it
just taking selfies underwater
How would you test it
>applefags discovering waterproof phones when android has them for years
Loki did a lot of shit
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>Be Loki
>want to trick someone
>transform into a mare