@SenPyro also there is a 90% chance it works from what I understand, the rest is it is pissed enough to come charging at you its not going to stop.

Yeah, that's what I thought

I meant that guy instead of slowly backing away pulled out his cell phone and starting shooting a video

I think that would be a small crew

He was an ameture wildlife photographer apparently

Or that

I didn't watch the full video

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Imagine being so cucked that you'd rather be bitten in half by a bear to avoid hurting or scaring it

the fact that it was his hobby doesn't chabge anything really

Very silly man

Very silly

@Matthew I imagine thats how that woman was killed by that coyote

>being killed by a trash dog

LOL

She was an indie singer

single coyote or pack of them

Single from what they gathered

back when I lived in Florida, I once punched a bobcat in the snoot when it ran up on me

did the coyote paint a tunnel on the side of a rock ?

It fucked off

It probably bit her in a bad place on her ankle, she fell and it started at her neck but still.

Mustvhave been rabid or hungy

that is why I don't leave the city

this shit doesn't happen inside a city

Man is wolf to other man

Or coyote

Or large bear

You don't have coyotes, but do you DO have Yard Ape

I bet there arent any werebear atories because no one fucked with bears so why wpuld you ever change back

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What an odd thing to say.

Caught presumably-tismo chick staring at me at uni again today. Starting to creep me out.

Kill her and make it look like a coyote did it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EYjLNHrXRY

Birds of a feather flock together

that's one ugly roastie

to be reviewing an iphone

John, you're starting to sound like a skinwalker.

You'd tell me if you were a skinwalker, right?

skinwalkers arent real