Birds of a feather flock together

that's one ugly roastie

to be reviewing an iphone

John, you're starting to sound like a skinwalker.

You'd tell me if you were a skinwalker, right?

skinwalkers arent real

No, I'd shapeshift into one of your dogs and get preggo and then you will have to raise my retard spawn

why would anything skin things and wear them

impersonating them?

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that sounds like superstition

haha

surely there's no skinwalkers near you

that would be silly

You'd turn into a female dog and get fucked just to spite me?

do skinwalkers have powers like that?

Worked for Loki

Loki is a skinwalker and fucked a giant's horse to scam him out of a wall

they aren't even properly testing it

just taking selfies underwater

How would you test it

@johnfrum he Fucked or got fucked by?

>applefags discovering waterproof phones when android has them for years

@Matthew he fucked

Loki did a lot of shit

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>Be Loki

>want to trick someone

>transform into a mare

Yeah okay. John you're gay

hehe I'll have his prized horse's babies

John confirmed a brony

that'll trick him!!!!

>get pregnant

>give birth

Got fucked by, how the fuck is a female horse going to do physical labor? Fucking retard, this is why you are going to be raising a litter of retard dogs with too many legs.

>transform back

LOL TRIKKED!!!!

"waterproof"

@Jignx somewhere in the apple watch manual it says to only take it into freshwater

meanwhile i take my amazfit into the sea without issue