Damn got me

Shut up nigger

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Hey man cool it on the slurs

Sorry dude <:sadmitu:331056421342806026> please don't tell my mom <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

She just left, you're lucky

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Nope, still alive

Give it time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSqE0Q_mg1s

@Matthew You wanted me to update you on my day, so, here's what I got today on sale.

When did I say I wanted an update on your day

https://twitter.com/_oogs/status/1093965008222863360?s=17

I guess it was kinda just the general group. But you're more fun to tag.

You're damn right. I'm the best

And the gimmicky things I might see if AvE wants.

Is that a squeeze ratcheting wrench?

Ratchet extends, which is normal enough, but you can twist like a screwdriver to rotate socket

And yeah

Sounds like carpal tunnel x100

Yup

I mean, it kinda works for tight situations... Except you'll have no torque.

Oh, sorry, no. The adjustable wrench doesn't ratchet.

That model sold out before it went down to $1 get-this-the-fuck-gone clearance

This one is just a really bulky adjustable wrench.

Literally why

Because gimmicky Kobalt

They make one gimmick that I'm really sad is bad, because it's real neat

Prostate massager?

There's a fine toothed ratcheting bit-driver that had a neck you hold, and either way you twist the handle will rotate the bit the same way

Also it spins the bit 3x as fast as the handle when you do that.

The problem is that it's gimmicky cheap Kobalt so the mechanism was shit, and Lowe's owns the patent so no good company can make it

I'd drop $50 on a Wera/Wiha/good brand version no problem

https://toolguyd.com/kobalt-double-drive-6x-speed-screwdriver/ Apparently there used to be a 6x version too.

Could that be rigged to massage the prostate

Mechanism was just shitty and it would bind instead of ratchet. Gimmicky Kobalt is shit, regular Kobalt is priced appropriately, Kobalt power tools/outdoor power equipment is a good deal, they just cut corners on the size of the stuff. Throw more volts at it and not worry about fitting it into a tiny compact package.

I mean, the handle end is a little flared