Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 543620361237823488


2019-02-09 00:34:48 UTC  

>ironically hating AvE

2019-02-09 00:34:57 UTC  

I like ave

2019-02-09 00:35:03 UTC  

Are you gay?

2019-02-09 00:35:07 UTC  

I rest my case

2019-02-09 00:35:29 UTC  

If fucking your mom is gay, I'm guilty as charged 😂

2019-02-09 00:35:38 UTC  

Damn got me

2019-02-09 00:35:47 UTC  

Shut up nigger

2019-02-09 00:35:49 UTC  

😂

2019-02-09 00:36:45 UTC  

Hey man cool it on the slurs

2019-02-09 00:37:35 UTC  

Sorry dude <:sadmitu:331056421342806026> please don't tell my mom <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-02-09 00:40:55 UTC  

She just left, you're lucky

2019-02-09 00:50:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/543594558882054169/image0-46.jpg

2019-02-09 00:53:29 UTC  

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2019-02-09 00:54:34 UTC  

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2019-02-09 00:54:57 UTC  

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2019-02-09 01:07:32 UTC  

🔽 🔽
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2019-02-09 01:22:24 UTC  

Nope, still alive

2019-02-09 01:41:02 UTC  

Give it time

2019-02-09 02:32:56 UTC  

@Matthew You wanted me to update you on my day, so, here's what I got today on sale.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/543620286944247818/JPEG_20190208_183212.jpg

2019-02-09 02:33:14 UTC  

When did I say I wanted an update on your day

2019-02-09 02:35:07 UTC  

I guess it was kinda just the general group. But you're more fun to tag.

2019-02-09 02:35:17 UTC  

You're damn right. I'm the best

2019-02-09 02:37:13 UTC  

And the gimmicky things I might see if AvE wants.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/543621363320094721/JPEG_20190208_183650.jpg

2019-02-09 02:38:28 UTC  

Is that a squeeze ratcheting wrench?

2019-02-09 02:38:41 UTC  

Ratchet extends, which is normal enough, but you can twist like a screwdriver to rotate socket

2019-02-09 02:38:43 UTC  

And yeah

2019-02-09 02:38:46 UTC  

Sounds like carpal tunnel x100

2019-02-09 02:38:51 UTC  

Yup

2019-02-09 02:39:15 UTC  

I mean, it kinda works for tight situations... Except you'll have no torque.

2019-02-09 02:41:28 UTC  

Oh, sorry, no. The adjustable wrench doesn't ratchet.

2019-02-09 02:41:57 UTC  

That model sold out before it went down to $1 get-this-the-fuck-gone clearance

2019-02-09 02:42:25 UTC  

This one is just a really bulky adjustable wrench.

2019-02-09 02:42:40 UTC  

Literally why

2019-02-09 02:43:15 UTC  

Because gimmicky Kobalt

2019-02-09 02:43:34 UTC  

They make one gimmick that I'm really sad is bad, because it's real neat

2019-02-09 02:43:58 UTC  

Prostate massager?

2019-02-09 02:44:24 UTC  

There's a fine toothed ratcheting bit-driver that had a neck you hold, and either way you twist the handle will rotate the bit the same way

2019-02-09 02:44:44 UTC  

Also it spins the bit 3x as fast as the handle when you do that.

2019-02-09 02:45:37 UTC  

The problem is that it's gimmicky cheap Kobalt so the mechanism was shit, and Lowe's owns the patent so no good company can make it