Get some tyskie next time

Why would I drink generic shitty lager when I already am flooded with american options

You know what else brightens up the room, John? Xiomeme RGB Yeelight Smart Lights E26 new 2018 version 300 lumen Alexa Google Assistant compatible HOT SELLER Sale now.

>botnet

Dunno, i got a sixer yesterday again and i'm enjoying it

Just because it's quite generic doesn't mean it's bad

Yeah but its more expensive here

Poor John. What kind of weirdo is snobbish about what poison he uses to kill himself?

t.nyquil chugger

Then again, if I decided to <:kms:327934280619655179> , I'd probably go buy a really really nice gun on credit to do it with

I want the cop's FIRST reaction to be "damn his head is GONE" and his second to be "will anyone believe me if I say I couldn't find the gun" because he wants it for himself

Considering that Yüngling makes it quite cheap to us, i just assumed major euro brands also make it to the us these days

>yeungling

Lol

My DAD drinks that

And he hates alcohol

I also saw budweiser if that makes you happy

My point was that products get shipped cheaply

Hey

It's called yuengling here btw

I drink yeungling

Daddy

Boomer frum

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

btw

I made this so you feel less alone, frum

I wish you didnt

😦

John has been calling the suicide hotline all day trying to get a QT girl to talk to him

But he keeps getting hairdresser-turned-"I want to be a nurse!" Thots trying to pad their resume with volunteer hours

Why do insane women always seem to gravitate towards being hairdressers?

So who have you been calling then, your mom?

Joke's on you, I'm hasgf

Jokes on you, futa are bf

Pretty sure the crazies sit in HR, Yoga instructors and life coaches

Hairdressers have a lot of power, matt

Blades close to everyone

The ability to ruin thier day for weeks

But also anyone can do it