_chugs nyquil_

Sad!

Addicted to sleep medication on tge most romatic day of the year

🤔

Right, should've get a beer instead

😂

John is so plastered he can't even spell romantic

Also, John, I've been with gf for like 14 years, today is just thursday

No flowers?

>thinking something that wilts and dies within days is a good symbol of love

Good job, you let the Flower industry kike you hook line and sinker

That's a good point

No flower pot?

Flowers brighten up the room, Matt

Also I'm not drunk

Why not?

Get some tyskie next time

Why would I drink generic shitty lager when I already am flooded with american options

You know what else brightens up the room, John? Xiomeme RGB Yeelight Smart Lights E26 new 2018 version 300 lumen Alexa Google Assistant compatible HOT SELLER Sale now.

>botnet

Dunno, i got a sixer yesterday again and i'm enjoying it

Just because it's quite generic doesn't mean it's bad

Yeah but its more expensive here

Poor John. What kind of weirdo is snobbish about what poison he uses to kill himself?

t.nyquil chugger

Then again, if I decided to <:kms:327934280619655179> , I'd probably go buy a really really nice gun on credit to do it with

I want the cop's FIRST reaction to be "damn his head is GONE" and his second to be "will anyone believe me if I say I couldn't find the gun" because he wants it for himself

Considering that Yüngling makes it quite cheap to us, i just assumed major euro brands also make it to the us these days

>yeungling

Lol

My DAD drinks that

And he hates alcohol

I also saw budweiser if that makes you happy

My point was that products get shipped cheaply

Hey

It's called yuengling here btw

I drink yeungling

Daddy

Boomer frum

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

btw