Message from @Sdeck37

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2019-02-15 02:48:38 UTC  

Yeah but its more expensive here

2019-02-15 02:49:00 UTC  

Poor John. What kind of weirdo is snobbish about what poison he uses to kill himself?

2019-02-15 02:49:17 UTC  

t.nyquil chugger

2019-02-15 02:49:47 UTC  

Then again, if I decided to <:kms:327934280619655179> , I'd probably go buy a really really nice gun on credit to do it with

2019-02-15 02:51:06 UTC  

I want the cop's FIRST reaction to be "damn his head is GONE" and his second to be "will anyone believe me if I say I couldn't find the gun" because he wants it for himself

2019-02-15 02:52:11 UTC  

Considering that Yüngling makes it quite cheap to us, i just assumed major euro brands also make it to the us these days

2019-02-15 02:52:29 UTC  

>yeungling

2019-02-15 02:52:30 UTC  

Lol

2019-02-15 02:52:39 UTC  

My DAD drinks that

2019-02-15 02:52:43 UTC  

And he hates alcohol

2019-02-15 02:52:57 UTC  

I also saw budweiser if that makes you happy

2019-02-15 02:53:10 UTC  

My point was that products get shipped cheaply

2019-02-15 02:53:31 UTC  

Hey

2019-02-15 02:53:34 UTC  

It's called yuengling here btw

2019-02-15 02:53:37 UTC  

I drink yeungling

2019-02-15 02:53:58 UTC  

Daddy

2019-02-15 02:54:51 UTC  

Boomer frum

2019-02-15 02:54:58 UTC  

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

2019-02-15 02:55:20 UTC  

btw

2019-02-15 02:55:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545800316667297802/square.png

2019-02-15 02:55:45 UTC  

I made this so you feel less alone, frum

2019-02-15 02:55:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545800380882223126/268827f1-2a60-4a1c-a078-0a456815f501.jpg

2019-02-15 02:55:57 UTC  

I wish you didnt

2019-02-15 02:56:17 UTC  

😦

2019-02-15 02:56:45 UTC  

John has been calling the suicide hotline all day trying to get a QT girl to talk to him

2019-02-15 02:57:39 UTC  

But he keeps getting hairdresser-turned-"I want to be a nurse!" Thots trying to pad their resume with volunteer hours

2019-02-15 03:01:04 UTC  

Why do insane women always seem to gravitate towards being hairdressers?

2019-02-15 03:01:16 UTC  

So who have you been calling then, your mom?

2019-02-15 03:01:37 UTC  

Joke's on you, I'm hasgf

2019-02-15 03:01:53 UTC  

Jokes on you, futa are bf

2019-02-15 03:01:57 UTC  

Pretty sure the crazies sit in HR, Yoga instructors and life coaches

2019-02-15 03:06:42 UTC  

Hairdressers have a lot of power, matt

2019-02-15 03:06:51 UTC  

Blades close to everyone

2019-02-15 03:07:08 UTC  

The ability to ruin thier day for weeks

2019-02-15 03:07:50 UTC  

But also anyone can do it

2019-02-15 03:08:11 UTC  

So the barrier to entry is very low

2019-02-15 03:10:26 UTC  

That isn't an answer tho

2019-02-15 03:10:38 UTC  

Man this Nyquil hits hard

2019-02-15 03:10:56 UTC  

G f seems to be horny however

2019-02-15 03:11:23 UTC  

I may have made a mistake by making myself tired

2019-02-15 03:11:33 UTC  

Good job, matt