Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 545799533825622027
No flowers?
>thinking something that wilts and dies within days is a good symbol of love
Good job, you let the Flower industry kike you hook line and sinker
That's a good point
No flower pot?
Flowers brighten up the room, Matt
Also I'm not drunk
Why not?
Get some tyskie next time
Why would I drink generic shitty lager when I already am flooded with american options
You know what else brightens up the room, John? Xiomeme RGB Yeelight Smart Lights E26 new 2018 version 300 lumen Alexa Google Assistant compatible HOT SELLER Sale now.
>botnet
Dunno, i got a sixer yesterday again and i'm enjoying it
Just because it's quite generic doesn't mean it's bad
Yeah but its more expensive here
Poor John. What kind of weirdo is snobbish about what poison he uses to kill himself?
t.nyquil chugger
Then again, if I decided to <:kms:327934280619655179> , I'd probably go buy a really really nice gun on credit to do it with
I want the cop's FIRST reaction to be "damn his head is GONE" and his second to be "will anyone believe me if I say I couldn't find the gun" because he wants it for himself
Considering that Yüngling makes it quite cheap to us, i just assumed major euro brands also make it to the us these days
Lol
My DAD drinks that
And he hates alcohol
I also saw budweiser if that makes you happy
My point was that products get shipped cheaply
Hey
It's called yuengling here btw
I drink yeungling
Daddy
Boomer frum
<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎
btw
I made this so you feel less alone, frum
I wish you didnt
😦
John has been calling the suicide hotline all day trying to get a QT girl to talk to him
But he keeps getting hairdresser-turned-"I want to be a nurse!" Thots trying to pad their resume with volunteer hours
Why do insane women always seem to gravitate towards being hairdressers?