it would just be very salty fries

Dont use the same amount you would put on ketchup

I just noticed there's a taco place nearby, I never had a taco in my life

Just a small amount is enough

should I order a taco?

Sure, irs hard to fuck up meat and veg in a starch

nvm they're all with corn

I'm allergic to corn

or intolerant? not sure if it's allergy but when I eat corn I immediately have to throw up

I don't even dislike the taste but my body simply rejects it

How the fuck are you allergic to corn?

no really, I eat corn, I throw up immediately

No wonder you go on random anti-burger rants.

do Americans eat much corn?

Yes

Its pretty nuch like 30% of all food all the time in ine form of the other

It's a staple of family dinners

Especially fried chicken

I quite like the taste but I just can't eat it for unknown reasons

Its even 10% of our our fuel

They put corn in EVERYTHING

Inb4 someone starts ranting about candy corn

I like candy corn

I do too

It's alright

is that actual corn?

Ironically thr best ones dont have corn syurp in them.

I get like one bag per halloween

Mellowcreme pumpkins are a bit better though

Its a vanilla flavored confection @porco

so it doesn't contain corn?

It just looks like cirn to represent the harvest season

Theres one brand that makes really shit ones

Probably the dollar general one

It usually contains corn derived sugar

But its not corn flavored

YES NICEBEAR WE KNOW SUGAR IS POISON

I'm too hungry to bant but imagine me saying something about "candy that looks like what you are collecting to represent harvest season makes American culture seem dull" in a very clever way

Fuck off

@porco take a picture of your cupboard and the inside of your fridge and i'll walk you through a meal

Tfw am an adult and can make my own tendies