Message from @Matthew
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Kenxinda S8 is poverty unit
it's shit too
My rice cooker
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Just gotta dry my clothes, then I can try to trek out and get more gas for my snowblower. Maybe get that Switch, too.
Hmm. Is it worth dying or getting stranded in a blizzard to play some Smash Ultimate?
>cooking rice in a pot
barbaric
Lmao
>as a man
lmao
Fuckin' cuck
I haven't cooked my own dinner in like 4 months, it's been great
GF suddenly started insisting on cooking every night, and she's been cleaning without having to have been told
😂
Do chinks have their own spoons for that
I think her womanly nature has emerged, after all these years
Come to think of it, we're having more sex, and she initiates more often
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I won't be able to keep up
Didn't she just almost let you sleep on the coach for not cleaning some filter? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>
Thats a saftey hazard
Exaggeration. She got snippy, but it's not like she went crazy Hispanic girl on me
Matt was right to be whipped like the bad little boy he is.
Kinky.
Krieger got spanked for being too much of a dirty boy, John, don't make yourself next
No
Never put brown rice in a rice cooker
It absorbs more water and may bend the pot
outwards
So the pot gets stuck in the cooker and you can never clean it again
How the fuck are you making rice?
@Sdeck37 couldn't you fix that just by adding less rice to give it room to expand?
No
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As soon as you put 5 brown rice grains in there, the cooker is doomed