Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 549276064765968394


2019-02-24 16:07:43 UTC  

Another such phone would be a Kenxinda S8

2019-02-24 16:07:52 UTC  

absolute poverty unit

2019-02-24 16:08:53 UTC  

or the MYPHONE Fun 6 Lite @sum posted

2019-02-24 16:09:01 UTC  

just all around garbage

2019-02-24 16:45:10 UTC  

*cough*

2019-02-24 16:45:19 UTC  

Kenxinda S8 is poverty unit

2019-02-24 16:45:23 UTC  

it's shit too

2019-02-24 16:53:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549272550929072166/IMG_20190224_175100.jpg

2019-02-24 16:53:04 UTC  
2019-02-24 16:53:10 UTC  

My rice cooker

2019-02-24 16:54:04 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-02-24 16:55:32 UTC  

Just gotta dry my clothes, then I can try to trek out and get more gas for my snowblower. Maybe get that Switch, too.

2019-02-24 16:55:55 UTC  

Hmm. Is it worth dying or getting stranded in a blizzard to play some Smash Ultimate?

2019-02-24 17:01:30 UTC  

>cooking rice in a pot

2019-02-24 17:01:38 UTC  

barbaric

2019-02-24 17:06:23 UTC  

Lmao

2019-02-24 17:06:42 UTC  

@porco >cooking

2019-02-24 17:06:44 UTC  

>as a man

2019-02-24 17:06:45 UTC  

lmao

2019-02-24 17:06:48 UTC  

Fuckin' cuck

2019-02-24 17:06:58 UTC  

I haven't cooked my own dinner in like 4 months, it's been great

2019-02-24 17:07:25 UTC  

GF suddenly started insisting on cooking every night, and she's been cleaning without having to have been told

2019-02-24 17:09:24 UTC  

😂

2019-02-24 17:10:57 UTC  

@porco how do you scoop up rice

2019-02-24 17:11:34 UTC  

Do chinks have their own spoons for that

2019-02-24 17:15:03 UTC  

@NiceBear bro if she were trying to slim me down she wouldn't be feeding me ribs and pot roast

2019-02-24 17:15:22 UTC  

I think her womanly nature has emerged, after all these years

2019-02-24 17:15:42 UTC  

Come to think of it, we're having more sex, and she initiates more often

2019-02-24 17:15:45 UTC  

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2019-02-24 17:15:57 UTC  

I won't be able to keep up

2019-02-24 17:17:27 UTC  

Didn't she just almost let you sleep on the coach for not cleaning some filter? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-02-24 17:18:27 UTC  

Thats a saftey hazard

2019-02-24 17:18:46 UTC  

Exaggeration. She got snippy, but it's not like she went crazy Hispanic girl on me

2019-02-24 17:18:49 UTC  

Matt was right to be whipped like the bad little boy he is.

2019-02-24 17:18:57 UTC  

Kinky.

2019-02-24 17:19:18 UTC  

Krieger got spanked for being too much of a dirty boy, John, don't make yourself next

2019-02-24 17:25:44 UTC  

No

2019-02-24 17:25:53 UTC  

Never put brown rice in a rice cooker

2019-02-24 17:26:23 UTC  

It absorbs more water and may bend the pot

2019-02-24 17:26:59 UTC  

outwards

2019-02-24 17:27:19 UTC  

So the pot gets stuck in the cooker and you can never clean it again