😂

@porco how do you scoop up rice

Do chinks have their own spoons for that

@NiceBear bro if she were trying to slim me down she wouldn't be feeding me ribs and pot roast

I think her womanly nature has emerged, after all these years

Come to think of it, we're having more sex, and she initiates more often

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I won't be able to keep up

Didn't she just almost let you sleep on the coach for not cleaning some filter? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Thats a saftey hazard

Exaggeration. She got snippy, but it's not like she went crazy Hispanic girl on me

Matt was right to be whipped like the bad little boy he is.

Kinky.

Krieger got spanked for being too much of a dirty boy, John, don't make yourself next

No

Never put brown rice in a rice cooker

It absorbs more water and may bend the pot

outwards

So the pot gets stuck in the cooker and you can never clean it again

How the fuck are you making rice?

@Sdeck37 couldn't you fix that just by adding less rice to give it room to expand?

No

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As soon as you put 5 brown rice grains in there, the cooker is doomed

huuuuh

Reggie

huuuuuuuuuuuuh

My body was finally ready, but it's too late now

@johnfrum I hate it when you're right, John.

Anime was a fucking mistake.

I like my rice like I like my country

Nice Cope

White

So will you swap to brown rice in ten years?

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Even though brown rice is only 12 percent of all rice, it accounts for more than 50 percent of broken rice cookers

Sigh

Okay, this show is garbage.

Ecchi was not in the taglist, and that's literally all it is.

Faggot ass uploader.

Good job matt