Message from @johnfrum
Discord ID: 549784691448741900
I've always wanted a dog. Then I got one and it died.
And then you didn't want one. And soon you will want one again.
I still want one
Adopt a senior dog, John. It won't mind your long hours and they'll match your low energy
They need the most love of all, matt.
Fucking retard
Yes, they Need lots of love. But that doesn't necessarily correlate to volume of time.
My study technique right now is amazing. The assignment for the week is to read and review a book. NES Tetris + speech synthesizer = good times.
They'll sleep all day, and when you get home they'll cuddle with you.
Dogs are great.
Doesn't John deserve the unconditional love of a dog?
I want a dog but not until I can time it so it dies first and then I die shortly after.
So a murder suicide thing with your pet?
No, retard
Seems a bit over the top.
I want to outlive everyone I like
Do you like anyone?
I have a list
Am I on the list
Your caffeine consumption, regular migranes and other life style choices will take care of that.
Gf cooked ribs that had been frozen for 2 years. They were still good. Nice.
Nice does that
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So do you want to fuck maids on a giant skateboard? Have sex with maids in a skate park? Be the maid being banged under the halfpipe?
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Maybe he thinks they're cool, not sexual.
Impossible
None of the pics he sends are ever sexual or suggestive tho
I can read inbetween the lines
He is kneading his crotch the whole time.
John this is 📽
Generally prefer whiskey at room temp ir in a slightly chilled glass.
But what is it?
Why fucking bother at that point?
Frying broccoli makes it bad, steamed or stirfried is way better
John, are you saying that maid uniforms aren't cute?
Don't dodge the question. Just answer it: are maid outfits cute