Message from @kontroll

Discord ID: 549783625261121566


2019-02-26 01:03:16 UTC  

I binge on it for like 2 weeks, then don't touch it for another 6 months

2019-02-26 02:05:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549773864364933120/1549300232116.jpg

2019-02-26 02:27:35 UTC  
2019-02-26 02:29:09 UTC  

>all chinkshit

2019-02-26 02:29:12 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-02-26 02:30:00 UTC  

Fuck I want one but that is one hidden rock from becoming a throwing knife launcher.

2019-02-26 02:30:45 UTC  

@johnfrum you didn't sing Fifty Nifty with me <:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

2019-02-26 02:33:27 UTC  

I dont respect renditioms that say 'state of your subjective opinion' or just leave that part out.

2019-02-26 02:34:09 UTC  

You don't respect ones that have the part OR the ones that don't?

2019-02-26 02:34:33 UTC  

Poor matt

2019-02-26 02:34:39 UTC  

His brain is becoming mush

2019-02-26 02:38:11 UTC  

Poor John. I planted the seed of wanting a dog, soon it will blossom into a feeling of emptiness until he gets one

2019-02-26 02:38:25 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> gotta learn to play the long con, John.

2019-02-26 02:38:52 UTC  

I've always wanted a dog. Then I got one and it died.

2019-02-26 02:39:45 UTC  

And then you didn't want one. And soon you will want one again.

2019-02-26 02:40:26 UTC  

I still want one

2019-02-26 02:41:09 UTC  

Adopt a senior dog, John. It won't mind your long hours and they'll match your low energy

2019-02-26 02:42:17 UTC  

They need the most love of all, matt.

2019-02-26 02:42:34 UTC  

Fucking retard

2019-02-26 02:43:32 UTC  

Yes, they Need lots of love. But that doesn't necessarily correlate to volume of time.

2019-02-26 02:43:50 UTC  

My study technique right now is amazing. The assignment for the week is to read and review a book. NES Tetris + speech synthesizer = good times.

2019-02-26 02:43:52 UTC  

They'll sleep all day, and when you get home they'll cuddle with you.

2019-02-26 02:44:18 UTC  

@kontroll shut up bitch we're brainwashing John into getting a dog.

2019-02-26 02:44:29 UTC  

Dogs are great.

2019-02-26 02:45:27 UTC  

Doesn't John deserve the unconditional love of a dog?

2019-02-26 02:45:44 UTC  

I want a dog but not until I can time it so it dies first and then I die shortly after.

2019-02-26 02:46:08 UTC  

So a murder suicide thing with your pet?

2019-02-26 02:46:14 UTC  

No, retard

2019-02-26 02:46:14 UTC  

Seems a bit over the top.

2019-02-26 02:46:38 UTC  

I want to outlive everyone I like

2019-02-26 02:47:00 UTC  

Do you like anyone?

2019-02-26 02:47:16 UTC  

I have a list

2019-02-26 02:47:52 UTC  

Am I on the list

2019-02-26 02:48:04 UTC  

I dont need to worry about you

2019-02-26 02:48:58 UTC  

Your caffeine consumption, regular migranes and other life style choices will take care of that.

2019-02-26 02:51:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549785436042559491/20190225_205040.jpg

2019-02-26 02:58:06 UTC  

Gf cooked ribs that had been frozen for 2 years. They were still good. Nice.

2019-02-26 02:59:36 UTC  

Nice does that

2019-02-26 02:59:38 UTC  

2019-02-26 03:00:42 UTC  

So do you want to fuck maids on a giant skateboard? Have sex with maids in a skate park? Be the maid being banged under the halfpipe?

2019-02-26 03:00:45 UTC  

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