Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 553463203573661709
bible black
good choice
The downloads are even timestamped
so I can see when I mass-downloaded 20 different hentais in the span of like 10 minutes
how the hell did my dick survive this onslaught
why would you torrent porn <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>
Because back in MY day, porn streaming sites wanted to download viruses onto your computer
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I remember one time I downloaded what I THOUGHT was a Diablo 2 CD-Key Generator
but upon running it, a dialog box saying "You've been had by Conner Howe" popped up
And I never knew if that's ALL it did, or if that computer was just fucked from there on out
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Sorry your mom got BLACKED, m8
Them white blotches aren't signs of health, boy.
What on earth are you talking about
You know what? Never mind.
Run along, dummy.
This is how my concerned wrapped in snideness is received.
A thousand pardons. I was unable to comment while I was unconscious.
Pray I don't return you to such a state. 🏏
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oh, they don't, even though they show up in the emote list
weak
found this in my meme folder
r/fat32peoplehate
lol
didn't know that subreddit existes
I love me some cereal with milk
Easiest meal out there
Pour milk pour cereal done
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>go for kebab
>Pajeet as cashier