Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 553463203573661709


2019-03-08 04:49:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/553439200503005188/no.png

2019-03-08 04:50:00 UTC  

bible black

2019-03-08 04:50:02 UTC  

good choice

2019-03-08 04:51:03 UTC  

The downloads are even timestamped

2019-03-08 04:51:22 UTC  

so I can see when I mass-downloaded 20 different hentais in the span of like 10 minutes

2019-03-08 04:51:32 UTC  

how the hell did my dick survive this onslaught

2019-03-08 04:51:58 UTC  

why would you torrent porn <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-03-08 04:52:21 UTC  

Because back in MY day, porn streaming sites wanted to download viruses onto your computer

2019-03-08 04:52:32 UTC  

<:boomer:480046032546168863>

2019-03-08 05:07:58 UTC  

I remember one time I downloaded what I THOUGHT was a Diablo 2 CD-Key Generator

2019-03-08 05:08:23 UTC  

but upon running it, a dialog box saying "You've been had by Conner Howe" popped up

2019-03-08 05:08:37 UTC  

And I never knew if that's ALL it did, or if that computer was just fucked from there on out

2019-03-08 05:08:38 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-03-08 06:19:10 UTC  

@kontroll >having actual white skin means I'm circulation deficient

2019-03-08 06:19:21 UTC  

Sorry your mom got BLACKED, m8

2019-03-08 06:19:34 UTC  

Them white blotches aren't signs of health, boy.

2019-03-08 06:20:31 UTC  

What on earth are you talking about

2019-03-08 06:21:37 UTC  

You know what? Never mind.

2019-03-08 06:22:21 UTC  

Run along, dummy.

2019-03-08 06:23:44 UTC  

This is how my concerned wrapped in snideness is received.

2019-03-08 06:25:10 UTC  

That's what you get for necro-insulting a proud white boi HOURS after the image was posted smh

2019-03-08 06:25:36 UTC  

A thousand pardons. I was unable to comment while I was unconscious.

2019-03-08 06:25:51 UTC  

Pray I don't return you to such a state. 🏏

2019-03-08 06:27:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/553463749953060868/16_-_1_3.jpg

2019-03-08 07:17:59 UTC  

@Tribit global emotes dont work here either

2019-03-08 07:58:42 UTC  

:GWgoaSadness:

2019-03-08 07:58:56 UTC  

oh, they don't, even though they show up in the emote list

2019-03-08 07:58:58 UTC  

weak

2019-03-08 08:11:42 UTC  

found this in my meme folder

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/553490012734226432/amBYgxv_700bwp.webp

2019-03-08 08:14:07 UTC  

r/fat32peoplehate

2019-03-08 08:24:54 UTC  

lol

2019-03-08 08:25:07 UTC  

didn't know that subreddit existes

2019-03-08 08:44:09 UTC  

I love me some cereal with milk

2019-03-08 08:44:22 UTC  

Easiest meal out there

2019-03-08 08:44:26 UTC  

Pour milk pour cereal done

2019-03-08 08:45:21 UTC  

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

2019-03-08 11:53:07 UTC  

>go for kebab
>Pajeet as cashier