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Just like my grandma used to make

"trans fat"

😰

they do have lots of it generally

Got this sip for later

That picture never existed.

Gf will be beaten most severely for this.

>Rockstar

I forgot they exist

@porco you made me very self conscious about my stubby thumbs

Fuck you

I'll have to go to kaufland to get rockstar now

I'm sorry

👍 tho

It's one of those details that you'll probably care about your whole life but nobody else will actually notice or care much

Got a few of those myself, too. Don't lose sleep over it

Real gangsta ass niggas don't sleep

Huohh

For example, my eyes aren't aligned perfectly on the vertical axis, but nobody ever told me. Though, I tend to hate it everytime I look in the mirror because it's always the first thing I notice about myself. Truth is, nobody besides oneself will ever care much about it

Most people's eyes aren't aligned perfectly though

Wait what

You mutant fucking euros

>can't see any of his facial features due to overlapping fat
>thinks his face is perfect

I am a perfectly symmetrical spheroid

My life would be so much better if I had a slightly more pleasant appearance

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Poor Adam Sandler

we dont care if you look like hideous mutation between the hunchback of notre-dame and miley curys on drugs

Adam Sandler is one of the few actors that isn't loved by women

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That pretty much describes me tho @Tervy

we love you either way porco <3

wow you guys finally enabled global emotes

>My life would be so much better if I had a slightly more pleasant appearance
Correction, your life would be better if you listened to the users feedback and give them what they want, a music channel

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Shut up PHP boy

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Shut up misaligned eyes boy

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