Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 554356485292032022


2019-03-10 16:55:40 UTC  

Aren't you drinking too much of those energy drinks

2019-03-10 16:56:10 UTC  

What're you gay

2019-03-10 16:56:29 UTC  

There's fuckton of sugar in them no

2019-03-10 16:56:33 UTC  

Guaranteed diabetes

2019-03-10 16:57:22 UTC  

Read the can again, dummy

2019-03-10 16:57:43 UTC  

"zero sugar" and what about artificial sweeteners

2019-03-10 16:57:55 UTC  

artificial diabetes

2019-03-10 16:58:08 UTC  

<:GWchadThonkery:366999788803325952>

2019-03-10 17:00:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/554347756487966721/20190310_115951_HDR.jpg

2019-03-10 17:00:11 UTC  

All natural <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2019-03-10 17:00:54 UTC  

Just like my grandma used to make

2019-03-10 17:01:16 UTC  

"trans fat"

2019-03-10 17:01:30 UTC  

😰

2019-03-10 17:04:26 UTC  

they do have lots of it generally

2019-03-10 17:11:54 UTC  

Got this sip for later

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/554350735199043585/20190310_121130_HDR.jpg

2019-03-10 17:23:28 UTC  

That picture never existed.

2019-03-10 17:26:13 UTC  

Gf will be beaten most severely for this.

2019-03-10 17:34:04 UTC  

>Rockstar

2019-03-10 17:34:15 UTC  

I forgot they exist

2019-03-10 17:34:43 UTC  

@porco you made me very self conscious about my stubby thumbs

2019-03-10 17:34:45 UTC  

Fuck you

2019-03-10 17:35:12 UTC  

I'll have to go to kaufland to get rockstar now

2019-03-10 17:35:15 UTC  

I'm sorry

2019-03-10 17:35:22 UTC  

👍 tho

2019-03-10 17:35:53 UTC  

It's one of those details that you'll probably care about your whole life but nobody else will actually notice or care much

2019-03-10 17:36:06 UTC  

Got a few of those myself, too. Don't lose sleep over it

2019-03-10 17:37:23 UTC  

Real gangsta ass niggas don't sleep

2019-03-10 17:37:34 UTC  

Huohh

2019-03-10 17:37:39 UTC  

For example, my eyes aren't aligned perfectly on the vertical axis, but nobody ever told me. Though, I tend to hate it everytime I look in the mirror because it's always the first thing I notice about myself. Truth is, nobody besides oneself will ever care much about it

2019-03-10 17:38:34 UTC  

Most people's eyes aren't aligned perfectly though

2019-03-10 17:39:37 UTC  

Wait what

2019-03-10 17:39:45 UTC  

You mutant fucking euros

2019-03-10 17:40:26 UTC  

>can't see any of his facial features due to overlapping fat
>thinks his face is perfect

2019-03-10 17:40:43 UTC  

I am a perfectly symmetrical spheroid

2019-03-10 17:41:16 UTC  

My life would be so much better if I had a slightly more pleasant appearance

2019-03-10 17:41:26 UTC  

<:cade:451387546581204992>

2019-03-10 17:42:27 UTC  

Poor Adam Sandler

2019-03-10 17:42:42 UTC  

we dont care if you look like hideous mutation between the hunchback of notre-dame and miley curys on drugs

2019-03-10 17:42:47 UTC  

Adam Sandler is one of the few actors that isn't loved by women

2019-03-10 17:42:53 UTC  

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2019-03-10 17:42:59 UTC  

That pretty much describes me tho @Tervy