Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 555573787408728093


2019-03-14 01:54:02 UTC  

@Millwood Wanna see something really zoomer?
<https://youtu.be/DAV7WGransI>

2019-03-14 01:55:40 UTC  

Fucking newpipe broken again

2019-03-14 01:55:59 UTC  

I got through 40 seconds just now, think I've seen enough

2019-03-14 01:57:44 UTC  

That shit was painful to watch

2019-03-14 01:58:29 UTC  

>birth of a member's child is glazed over in favor of a cringecore video

2019-03-14 01:58:35 UTC  

You euros really are scum

2019-03-14 02:07:10 UTC  

Obsessed

2019-03-14 02:08:24 UTC  
2019-03-14 02:08:29 UTC  

You mean former member

2019-03-14 02:09:01 UTC  

Shut up gay mod, bear was wholesome 99% of the time, show some respect

2019-03-14 02:09:35 UTC  

Wait, can we all just scroll back a bit and appreciate the fact that Matthew tried to cut a doorknob hole with a jigsaw instead of a drill?

2019-03-14 02:09:46 UTC  

Why

2019-03-14 02:09:48 UTC  

I didn't have a hole bit.

2019-03-14 02:10:23 UTC  

So get a hole saw!

2019-03-14 02:10:27 UTC  

```
MatthewLast Saturday at 19:48
He isn't HERE, so he isn't alive
```

2019-03-14 02:10:43 UTC  

Same can be applied to Bear

2019-03-14 02:10:45 UTC  

Just because he's dead doesn't mean he's gone, you godless fuck

2019-03-14 02:10:57 UTC  

Your words

2019-03-14 02:11:07 UTC  

He isn't HERE and his actions weren't wholesome

2019-03-14 02:11:21 UTC  

Hold on, does Matthew believe in ghosts too?

2019-03-14 02:11:52 UTC  

I'm gonna punch my dick through the back of your throat if you keep bullying me.

2019-03-14 02:12:24 UTC  

You're gonna hafta start at the back, ain't reaching far enough from the front

2019-03-14 02:12:27 UTC  

If Krieger was here he'd gladly take it @Matthew

2019-03-14 02:12:45 UTC  

Okay but Krieger might ACTUALLY be dead

2019-03-14 02:12:51 UTC  

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2019-03-14 02:12:59 UTC  

Knowing Krieger and how much he caught Matthew could test his theory on ghosts by turning into one.

2019-03-14 02:27:41 UTC  

congratulations from beyond the grave @nicebear

2019-03-14 02:28:09 UTC  

marry your slag soulmate, you fucking godless heathen

2019-03-14 02:28:24 UTC  

all of you

2019-03-14 02:28:40 UTC  

@Tervy @Matthew @nicebear

2019-03-14 02:33:30 UTC  

I'll propose to J tomorrow if you take the dog.

2019-03-14 02:34:07 UTC  

<:woah:333623269674713098>

2019-03-14 02:34:17 UTC  

you don't actually mean that

2019-03-14 02:34:34 UTC  

you're just trying to guilt me into getting a dog

2019-03-14 02:35:03 UTC  

also I mean actually marriage, not giving each other over priced silly bands.

2019-03-14 02:38:11 UTC  

Okay, then by that metric, we're already married. We love each other very much, we've made binding legal agreements that hinge on our continued cohabitation and cooperation, and our finances are inextricably linked.

2019-03-14 02:38:19 UTC  

I fucking knew it

2019-03-14 02:38:54 UTC  

this dog is going to a nice family with two snot nosed brats who will love it and then watch it die.

2019-03-14 02:40:00 UTC  

Take the dog, John.

2019-03-14 02:41:22 UTC  

I already made arrangements, I also wasn't going to keep up my deal either

2019-03-14 02:41:31 UTC  

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