That looks bootleg af

@Matthew it's legit Rockstar

!answer are you alive

ok I have my computer again

WRISTLET

WRISTLET

AHAHAHAHA

at least he has a thumb

Have you never seen someone with a bmi lower than 25, matth? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

You can decide if I have a thumb after I jam it down your urethra @porco

sorry mat i dont wear bracelets like you

the south with inflate again

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Poor emaciated euros

vimciated*

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/Countries_by_average_life_expectancy_%282015%29.png

Haha, us /g/ users, amirite?

>emaciated
>still live longer

is having a long life supposed to be good?

😮

Yeah, I'd be happy to die at 70 if the years after are just gonna be me shitting my pants and breaking my brittle bones

also,
>being roasted enough to bother looking up the data

>looking up
It's called proof of argument, retard

I picture Matthew to be a little like Cartman

fat and angry

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> as long as I'm living rent free in your head, I'm satisfied.

``Who's going to pop the pig? Feed him a burger, Yum! Keep feeding him! The more he eats, the bigger he gets! And his belly gets bigger, and bigger, and bigger He pops! Pop the pig is belly busting fun by Goliath``

https://youtu.be/4E_DKJREnp8

Sigh

Why are burgers like that

And still burger thots think europe is some kind of posh

https://youtu.be/sTLUSgckp6s

soy intensifies

Got a pack of sips

this pleases the matthew

he will masturbate to your hands tonight

thought they would be the appropriate sip to buy as team mercedes won the other day