Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 557246333505896480


2019-03-18 16:38:24 UTC  

the south with inflate again

2019-03-18 16:39:27 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-03-18 16:39:38 UTC  

Poor emaciated euros

2019-03-18 16:40:56 UTC  

vimciated*

2019-03-18 16:41:23 UTC  

Haha, us /g/ users, amirite?

2019-03-18 16:41:34 UTC  

>emaciated
>still live longer

2019-03-18 16:41:43 UTC  

is having a long life supposed to be good?

2019-03-18 16:41:46 UTC  

😮

2019-03-18 16:42:11 UTC  

Yeah, I'd be happy to die at 70 if the years after are just gonna be me shitting my pants and breaking my brittle bones

2019-03-18 16:43:28 UTC  

also,
>being roasted enough to bother looking up the data

2019-03-18 16:44:08 UTC  

>looking up
It's called proof of argument, retard

2019-03-18 16:44:24 UTC  

I picture Matthew to be a little like Cartman

2019-03-18 16:44:27 UTC  

fat and angry

2019-03-18 16:45:55 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> as long as I'm living rent free in your head, I'm satisfied.

2019-03-18 16:49:02 UTC  

``Who's going to pop the pig? Feed him a burger, Yum! Keep feeding him! The more he eats, the bigger he gets! And his belly gets bigger, and bigger, and bigger He pops! Pop the pig is belly busting fun by Goliath``

2019-03-18 16:51:28 UTC  
2019-03-18 16:54:29 UTC  

Sigh

2019-03-18 16:54:35 UTC  

Why are burgers like that

2019-03-18 16:55:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/557245790527946762/America.png

2019-03-18 16:57:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/557246333505896478/1240171_559108757488053_1849119847_n.jpg

2019-03-18 17:02:54 UTC  

And still burger thots think europe is some kind of posh

2019-03-18 17:17:55 UTC  
2019-03-18 17:17:58 UTC  

soy intensifies

2019-03-18 17:41:20 UTC  

Got a pack of sips

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/557257245428154368/JPEG_20190318_174110.jpg

2019-03-18 17:42:18 UTC  

this pleases the matthew

2019-03-18 17:42:27 UTC  

he will masturbate to your hands tonight

2019-03-18 17:45:38 UTC  

thought they would be the appropriate sip to buy as team mercedes won the other day

2019-03-18 17:49:59 UTC  

you are like babies to me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/557259422724915210/IMG_20190318_184914.jpg

2019-03-18 17:50:06 UTC  

5 c a n s

2019-03-18 17:50:19 UTC  

*cuts finger*

2019-03-18 17:50:31 UTC  

also, carbonated water

2019-03-18 17:50:33 UTC  

because not a fat

2019-03-18 18:08:04 UTC  

tfw never had canned water in my life

2019-03-18 18:10:23 UTC  

^

2019-03-18 18:16:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/557266080066961418/20190313_135837_HDR.jpg

2019-03-18 18:16:57 UTC  

"handlets btfo"

2019-03-18 18:17:35 UTC  

**Handlets BTFO**

2019-03-18 18:20:43 UTC  

the actual state of dutch tv

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/557267157021622296/unknown.png

2019-03-18 18:21:00 UTC  

cute hitler

2019-03-18 18:21:02 UTC  

@Cole no sir, THIS is a legit rockstar

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/557267236180590655/20190318_132023_HDR.jpg