@Cole it was a pump action shotgun

Hence why he pumped it after each shot. Dummy

except he didn't pump it after any shot

did you even watch the video

Matthew should know guns because he's American

but he knows nothing

Sad!

Only thing he pumped were muds

uwu

time for a work sip 😎

That looks bootleg af

@Matthew it's legit Rockstar

!answer are you alive

ok I have my computer again

WRISTLET

WRISTLET

AHAHAHAHA

at least he has a thumb

Have you never seen someone with a bmi lower than 25, matth? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

You can decide if I have a thumb after I jam it down your urethra @porco

sorry mat i dont wear bracelets like you

the south with inflate again

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Poor emaciated euros

vimciated*

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/Countries_by_average_life_expectancy_%282015%29.png

Haha, us /g/ users, amirite?

>emaciated
>still live longer

is having a long life supposed to be good?

😮

Yeah, I'd be happy to die at 70 if the years after are just gonna be me shitting my pants and breaking my brittle bones

also,
>being roasted enough to bother looking up the data

>looking up
It's called proof of argument, retard

I picture Matthew to be a little like Cartman

fat and angry

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> as long as I'm living rent free in your head, I'm satisfied.

``Who's going to pop the pig? Feed him a burger, Yum! Keep feeding him! The more he eats, the bigger he gets! And his belly gets bigger, and bigger, and bigger He pops! Pop the pig is belly busting fun by Goliath``

https://youtu.be/4E_DKJREnp8