This might be sacrilege but bap book felt just about as intellectually relevant as Evola, but more entertaining

I dunno if you read much leftist stuff. But tone and style count for a lot and theirs is often chiding and scolding

Just musings of a kinda nutty dude

I should do that

oh, it's entertaining. the asides and monologues are so bizarre I couldn't help but laugh

Kingfish Mindset

Mark Twain was a meme character

How shitposting and deli meats can make you into a man

Gabaghoul

Gabagool isn’t just a meme it’s a lifestyle

A very unhealthy one, at that.

unhealthy is code for _delicious_

You just don’t understand it

I’ll help you Ian you’ll see the way of the deli meats

You're too kind.

"Welcome to Kingfish Butcher's & Fine Meats: the only butcher's shop to have EVERY variety of gabbagool"

That’s basically already what I do

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN I read a Twain book recently that I could barely finish because his style got to be so tired. It felt like Reddit the book after a while.
It was his dispatches from Hawaii which he admits to the reader that he fictionalized and pre-dated after returning to San Francisco in order to satisfy his editor who wanted him to actually *write* something as a result of his all-expenses-paid trip.

The whole book ultimately made the case for the annexation of Hawaii in a ham-handed way. It actually convinced me of the opposite.

does gabbagool even have varieties?

Yes

There’s mild, hot, low sodium etc

If you get anything other than Hot you’re a dork though

The flavor comes from the spice

Mild cap is just a tangy ham

Hot gabagool is where you get the flavor and the punch

Throw that on some salami and provolone

@Logan "the Sandwich Islands" eh?

Yeah Journalists have been mischievous from the beginning

IE's crash course on culture for deracinated Italians, brought to you by @Kingfish

Crisp up some prosciutto

@Papa Pizzagate it’s all we have <:sad:366743316475281408>

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN ban journalism

Instead of the bible, they read transcripts from The Sopranos

"Just when I thought I was out... they pulled me back in"

Next week will be “how to handle a situation maturely. You don’t”

A PUNCH OF SALT

Woof

I eat quite a bit of deli meat, especially when I'm doing low carb/keto...I just stay away from those packed with nitrates.

"Now open your script-bibles to hear the words of Paulie, Maker of Sauces and Insults"

How do you properly interact interpersonally? Easy. What ever emotion you have immediately dial it up to a 10

@Logan Some kind of legal structure that stops the revolving door between politicians, entertainment studios, journos and intelligence agencies could make honest people out of reporters

Remember, all the best cooks in the world are men