Message from @cathy
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Imagine their faces
"eheh filty gwailo probably also stocks normal apples"
>and then he asked for standard spaghetti
dont i'm in tears again
Also they asked you to introduce your shop and you one sentenced "I'm this shop in England anyway back to my order"
They probably wanted a history, what you're about, how long active
Yeah
How much shit you move
"tell us about your store"
"it's a shop"
maybe i shouldnt have chosen a shop without a website
nailed it
I'm about selling popular spaghetti
It's my fucking life goal
All I ever wanted to do in my life is sell standard spaghetti
They told me I could be anything
>standard spaghetti only, non-standard spaghetti eaters can get out
So I followed my dreams
Signs up
here's a link to my website www.standardspghettigalore.com
England has a serious immigration problem, reports of non-standard spaghetti eaters in all metropolitan areas has led to mobilisation of the standard spaghetti movement
Unstandard spaghetti users are calling to exit the standard spaghetti union
'spaghetti edition '
"people ask me 'donald, what do you eat?' i tell them 'what do you thinkl i eat, standard spaghetti.' it's not a question, people want to elect a president you better make sure that president eats standard spaghetti" - trump
This would probably be way funnier if I actually heard a speech
if i could impresonate that chrazy voice he has i'd have made a vocaroo
the non-standard spaghetti eaters, they love me, they do, but they have to go back
she sent me two messages after i declined
i dont know how to cancel the order, im just not pressing the buttone
"Oh why you decline? you think you can fuck with us?"
she basically called your bluff
"you and your western standard spahghetti is made up"
basically saying the same thing "buy it from your supermarket"
doesnt donald eat his pizza with a fork and knife?
he's a germophobe
Yes
yeah
What a monster
and he'd eat standard spaghetti too
NOT A NEW YORKER,