Yeah

How much shit you move

"tell us about your store"
"it's a shop"

maybe i shouldnt have chosen a shop without a website

nailed it

I'm about selling popular spaghetti

It's my fucking life goal

All I ever wanted to do in my life is sell standard spaghetti

They told me I could be anything

>standard spaghetti only, non-standard spaghetti eaters can get out

So I followed my dreams

Signs up

here's a link to my website www.standardspghettigalore.com

England has a serious immigration problem, reports of non-standard spaghetti eaters in all metropolitan areas has led to mobilisation of the standard spaghetti movement

Someone make a new thread pls

Unstandard spaghetti users are calling to exit the standard spaghetti union

'spaghetti edition '

"people ask me 'donald, what do you eat?' i tell them 'what do you thinkl i eat, standard spaghetti.' it's not a question, people want to elect a president you better make sure that president eats standard spaghetti" - trump

This would probably be way funnier if I actually heard a speech

if i could impresonate that chrazy voice he has i'd have made a vocaroo

the non-standard spaghetti eaters, they love me, they do, but they have to go back

she sent me two messages after i declined

i dont know how to cancel the order, im just not pressing the buttone

@zero I mean if I actually heard Trump's speech

"Oh why you decline? you think you can fuck with us?"

she basically called your bluff

"you and your western standard spahghetti is made up"

basically saying the same thing "buy it from your supermarket"

doesnt donald eat his pizza with a fork and knife?

he's a germophobe

Yes

yeah

What a monster

and he'd eat standard spaghetti too

NOT A NEW YORKER,

HES A PHONY

@breh she called your bluff and is now making fun of you tbh

maybe

two messages to rub it in

there's a few chineese people sitting at their computers laughing about the same shit we are

either that or she really wants me to click