i know

shipping containers are actually really expensive

it better be top quality standard spaghetti for 300

premium standard

the idea is you buy like 3000 at a time i think

idiots like me who want to chink the chinks arent welcome

i need to talk to mangosteen anon

mangosteen probably comes in a six pack or some form like that

Easier to ship

im surprised lily was savvy enough to notice im just an idiot

even when i pretended to own an actual corner shop in my city

Confirm the order to assert dominance

All of us did instantly

Charge back with credit card company after shipping

We were laughing for ages

Imagine their faces

"eheh filty gwailo probably also stocks normal apples"

>and then he asked for standard spaghetti

dont i'm in tears again

Also they asked you to introduce your shop and you one sentenced "I'm this shop in England anyway back to my order"

They probably wanted a history, what you're about, how long active

Yeah

How much shit you move

"tell us about your store"
"it's a shop"

maybe i shouldnt have chosen a shop without a website

nailed it

I'm about selling popular spaghetti

It's my fucking life goal

All I ever wanted to do in my life is sell standard spaghetti

They told me I could be anything

>standard spaghetti only, non-standard spaghetti eaters can get out

So I followed my dreams

Signs up

here's a link to my website www.standardspghettigalore.com

England has a serious immigration problem, reports of non-standard spaghetti eaters in all metropolitan areas has led to mobilisation of the standard spaghetti movement

Someone make a new thread pls

Unstandard spaghetti users are calling to exit the standard spaghetti union

'spaghetti edition '

"people ask me 'donald, what do you eat?' i tell them 'what do you thinkl i eat, standard spaghetti.' it's not a question, people want to elect a president you better make sure that president eats standard spaghetti" - trump

This would probably be way funnier if I actually heard a speech

if i could impresonate that chrazy voice he has i'd have made a vocaroo