Message from @breh
Discord ID: 205539733860909057
"tell us about your store"
"it's a shop"
maybe i shouldnt have chosen a shop without a website
nailed it
I'm about selling popular spaghetti
It's my fucking life goal
All I ever wanted to do in my life is sell standard spaghetti
They told me I could be anything
>standard spaghetti only, non-standard spaghetti eaters can get out
So I followed my dreams
Signs up
here's a link to my website www.standardspghettigalore.com
England has a serious immigration problem, reports of non-standard spaghetti eaters in all metropolitan areas has led to mobilisation of the standard spaghetti movement
Someone make a new thread pls
Unstandard spaghetti users are calling to exit the standard spaghetti union
'spaghetti edition '
"people ask me 'donald, what do you eat?' i tell them 'what do you thinkl i eat, standard spaghetti.' it's not a question, people want to elect a president you better make sure that president eats standard spaghetti" - trump
This would probably be way funnier if I actually heard a speech
if i could impresonate that chrazy voice he has i'd have made a vocaroo
the non-standard spaghetti eaters, they love me, they do, but they have to go back
she sent me two messages after i declined
"Oh why you decline? you think you can fuck with us?"
she basically called your bluff
"you and your western standard spahghetti is made up"
basically saying the same thing "buy it from your supermarket"
doesnt donald eat his pizza with a fork and knife?
he's a germophobe
Yes
yeah
What a monster
and he'd eat standard spaghetti too
NOT A NEW YORKER,
HES A PHONY
@breh she called your bluff and is now making fun of you tbh
maybe
two messages to rub it in
there's a few chineese people sitting at their computers laughing about the same shit we are
either that or she really wants me to click
i aint clicking that shit nigga
no, she made the order knowing you wouldn't