Message from @Tendril
Discord ID: 216274741328216086
just windows right?
Kin jong ill superstar edition OS
Dear leader wallpaper in it
Eternal leader
You also get red star stickers
You have to cry when you unbox it
GUYS LOOK
A PHAROAH DONG EXTENDER
FINALLY A PRODUCT FOR ME
I don't think it works my man
Ali is a magical place
A magical place for white boys in their 20s
I'm 19 ;-;
I didn't get carded when I went to buy rum which you're supposed to do if they look under 25
I know, mah man.
So clearly work is taking its toll
You look 25?
Wow.
I mean, it's probably because I live in a small town with very little crime so they don't care.
A true chinese product
Carded?
Like
Discarded?
Or do they wanna see ID?
carded as in
"can we see some ID sir"
Ahh
Do you like
The Breakfast Club?
Not watched it, sadly.
Maybe when I reach age 50 in 10 minutes
I'll watch it and laugh at those accursed millenials
Nah
and post snarky comments on my linkedin
Fuck that series
Just watch Seinfeld.
Over
And over